Tuesday, November 4, 2008

When I'm Old I Shall Wear Purple!!


When I'm old I shall wear purple and big floppy hats to hide my gray hair between colorings. I shall slumber in my pajamas til noon and have tea and cake at 4 AM. I shall wear flowing silk caftans and long swoopy strands of pearls while vacuuming my living room carpet. I shall be spontaneous, gracious and awed with life.


When I'm old I shall start my own chapter of The Red Hat Society, name it The Jazzy Old Babes and shall make myself Queen of the chapter. I shall drink expensive wine from crystal goblets and celebrate the beauty of a summer sunset with a bowl of peach ice cream. I shall refuse to act my age except when it's convenient for me to do so.


When I'm old I shall call everyone younger than me "sweetie" just so I won't have to remember their names. I shall dance with wild abandon to music by Marvin Gaye, James Brown and The Beatles. I shall lie on the grass, watch the clouds go by while listening to the birds sing. I shall spend a day with a child so that I can rediscover innocence, passion and faith.

On the other hand...

When I'm old I shall not waste time having dinner with people I don't like when I can be spending it with those I adore. I shall not hide expressions of righteous indignation, wry disbelief or outright disgust. I shall not allow worry, doubt or negativity to over power gratitude. And I shall not forget to be thankful to God for allowing me all of these.

7 comments:

FairyAlchemy said...

What a lovely blog....
your as old as you feel or is that your as old as the person your feeling.... Why wait to wear purple enjoy...... x

marvin said...

Wow thats a new twist on the color purple.Dont wait until you are old enjoy those things now.

Jacqueline Smith said...

Funny, clever and serious all in one. Great post.

Barrs By The Bay said...

Hey DSG! I love this and am so glad you posted it here! I work as a care giver to a ninety year old gal and I will print this and read it to her tomorrow, I'm certain she will have to agree! Hope all is well with you.
:)
Happily, Christine

Daisy Soap Girl said...

Thanks for your comments everyone. I have decided that since purple is my favorite I shall wear it now and I am doing some of the things on my list but will add a few at a time to help myself adjust.

Supernatural Botanicals said...

And when you create Jazzy Old Babes, I'll join your society and drink expensive wine with you! :)

Love this concept.

Robin
www.SupernaturalBotanicals.com/blog

Daisy Soap Girl said...

Don't forget we all have to dance with wild abandon and vacuum wearing a silk caftan after we drink the wine. But no worries it'll be a fun group of Jazzy Old Babes. :)